PSYCHOLOGIST VS BARTENDER

As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink....  “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“$150. per visit,” replied the doctor

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. 

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. 
Ain’t nobody under there now.

 It’s always better to get a second opinion.

contributed by Eileen Jewell

Thunderbird All Ford Show and Shine on August 18th.

Confirmed for our show is: The 18th Scout Group is cooking breakfast and the BBQ; Music; Trophies; The Man Van; and Door Prizes. Also attached to this email is the show and shine registration form. Model T Members that get their registration form mailed in by August 4th qualify for the $100 dollar draw! But more importantly, it prevents us from collapsing award categories. 

If you have any questions please feel free to contact me.

Regards,
Chris Yeo
cyeo@telusplanet.net

Antique Car Show


Saturday, September 15th, 2018
11:00AM – 4:00PM
5th Street (in front of the Fernie Heritage Library between 2nd & 3rd Ave)
Historic Downtown Fernie, BC

As part of the 3rd Annual Fernie Chautauqua & Fall Fair, September 13-16, 2018. 

We would be very pleased to see some early model Fords at our event! 

I would be very grateful if you could promote our event to your members. Please be sure to register your interest with us so that we can allocate the appropriate amount of space for all attending.

Please also let me know if anyone would like information on discounted accommodation or advance tickets for any of the other event on the Chautauqua weekend. In addition to the popular ticketed events, we will also have several free events in the vicinity of the car show on the Saturday, including live music, Ktunaxa demonstrations, Art and Heritage on the Lawn. 

I look forward to hearing from you by email at rebecca.hall@ferniemuseum.com


REBECCA HALL | ADMIN & MARKETING
CO-ORDINATOR
FERNIE MUSEUM | HERITAGE FERNIE

491 Victoria (2nd) Avenue
Fernie, BC V0B 1M0
P: 250.423.7016, ext. 3

Car Show at Mayfair Care Centre

My name is Lonnie Pakos and I work at the Mayfair Care Centre in the recreation department. We are trying to plan a pre-Father's Day car show on Monday, June 11th at 1 PM. We are curious if any of your members may be interested in participating in this event.

If so could you please contact Lonnie at 403-252-4445 or recreation@mayfaircarecentre.com


If the weather is unfavourable we will cancel on the 11th and we will try again at 1 o'clock on Friday, June 15th.
We have invited other individuals and car clubs to join us so at this point we have no idea as to how many participants we may have.

Thank you very much for your time

The Heritage Centre

I would personally like to invite the Foothills Model-T Club to display your automobiles at the Heritage Treasures Springtime Market which takes place on June 8, 9 and 10 at “The Heritage Centre” located just 1 mile east of Cremona, Alberta. Ideally, Saturday (June 9) would be our busiest day, and we would welcome you even for a brief couple hours if you are out on tour. Our market will include 50+ Antique, Vintage Vendors and Artisans and the cars would be a bonus feature. 

Our venue is “Wondrous” set on 10 acres, it includes a 1915 Eaton’s Catalogue Home; a 1908 Historic Barn restored to its turn of the century grandeur with an expansive Event Centre Addition. This expansive property is the perfect setting to allow you to showcase your beautiful automobiles. 

Please feel free to contact me at 403-991-7993 or email dpchandler53@gmail.com. In addition, you may contact Debora Rice-Salomons at 403-651-6090 or Debora@MVETheHeritagecentre.com. 

We look forward to your participation.

Sincerely,

Daphne P. Bennett

Event Coordinator – Mountain View Events